The Divine Madman

Chapter One

How Drukpa Kunley (Kungpa Legpa)
became an Ascetic Wanderer and how he delivered
the Lady Sumchokma from the Ocean of Suffering

by Gershey Chaphu

Translated by Keith Dowman and Sonam Paljor


The Master of Truth, Kunga Legpa was extremely precocious. With full memory of his previous life, he imitated Naljorpas 1 in meditation, he practiced breathing exercises, and yoga was his full preoccupation. These signs produced great faith in his family and devotees. By his third year, he could read with ease. When he was older, his father was assassinated in a family feud, and disillusioned with the world, he decided to enter upon the religious life.

Leaving his home, patrimony, family, and friends, as though they were so much dust under his feet, he took the precepts of layman and novice from Lama Nenying Choje. Later, he received ordination as a monk from Jekhyen Rabpa of Zhalu. The monk Sonam Chokpa taught him the Esoteric Tantras of the Secret Mantra Tradition, while at the Lotus Feet of Gyalwong Je, he learnt the complete doctrine of the Drukpa Tradition, concentrating upon the Three Secret Teachings 2 of Palden Drukpa Rimpoche, the founder of his spiritual lineage.

At the Lotus Feet of the Sage Lhatsun Chempo and others who combined meditative realization with dialectic skill he heard and assimilated the teaching of the entire Doctrine, and attained realization of the inner meaning of the Four Initiations and Empowerments. 3 He went on to absorb the secret treasury of initiation, precept, and advice of many other Lamas.

Through a synthesis of the meaning of all the oral instruction he had received, he discovered the key to all realization: BE AWARE! GUARD THE MIND! Upon this understanding, he offered his robes to the image of Buddha, and as a mendicant wandering wherever he would, he abandoned systematic yoga and meditation. He summarized his understanding in these verses:

By the age of twenty-five, Kunga Legpa had gained mastery of both mundane and spiritual arts. He was accomplished in the arts of prescience, shape-shifting, and magical display. Returning home to visit his mother in Ralung, 6 she failed to recognize his achievement and judged him merely by his outward behavior.

'You must decide exactly who you are,' she complained. 'If you decide to devote yourself to the religious life, you must work constantly for the good of others. If you are going to be a lay householder, you should take a wife who can help your old mother in the house.'

Now the Naljorpa was instinctively guided at all times by his vow to dedicate his sight, his ears, his mind, and his sensibility, to others on the path, and knowing that the time was ripe to demonstrate his crazy yet compassionate wisdom, he replied immediately, 'If you want a daughter-in-law, I'll go and find one.'

He went straight to the market place, where he found a hundred-year-old hag with white hair and blue eyes, who was bent at the waist and had not so much as a single tooth in her head. 'Old lady,' he said, today you must be my bride. Come with me!'

The old woman was unable to rise, but Kunley put her on his back, and carried her home to his mother.

'O Ama! Ama!' he called to her. 'You wanted me to take a wife, so I've just brought one home.'

'If that's the best that you can do, forget it,' moaned his mother. 'Take her back where she came from or you'll find yourself looking after her. I could do her work better than she.'

'All right,' said Kunley with studied resignation. 'If you can do her work for her, I'll take her back.' And he returned her to the market place.

Nearby lived the exalted abbot Ngawong Chogyal, 7 an incarnation of the Bodhisattva of Compassion 8 as a chaste and holy man who sincerely practiced the Creative and Fulfillment Stages 9 of meditation. During a break in his devotions he thought to himself, 'The house belonging to Kunga Legpa and his mother needs some improvement. Every lay devotee should have a shrine room, and while we're about it we could add a latrine. Now where should we build the latrine? The east side of the house is definitely unappealing. The south side seems rather unsuitable. The west is saline, and the north is infested with angry spirits....'

As Ngawong Chogyal was deliberating uncertainly in this manner, Kunley returned from the market place. His mother greeted him with this admonition, 'A good son should be like Ngawong Chogyal. See how he serves the monks, returns the kindness of his parents, works for the welfare of all beings, and keeps himself spiritually pure. He's a true servant of the people!'

'And yet your Ngawong Chogyal can't even decide where to build a latrine!' laughed the Lama.

That night Kunley went to his mother's bed carrying his blanket.

'What do you went?' asked his mother.

'This morning you said you'd perform a wife's duties, didn't you?' he replied.

'You shameless creature!' responded his mother. 'I said I'd do her housework. Now don't be so stupid. Go back to your own bed.'

'You should have said what you meant this morning,' the Lama told her, lying down. 'It's too late now. We are going to sleep together.'

'Shut up and go away, you miserable man!' she swore at him.

'My knee has gone bad and I cant get up. You'd better resign yourself to it,' he persisted.

'Even if you've no shame,' she said,'what will other people think? Just imagine the gossip!'

'If you're afraid of gossip, we can keep it a secret,' he promised.

Finally, unable to find words to rebuff him, she said, 'You don't have to listen to me, just don't tell anyone else. Anyhow, there's a proverb that goes, "To sell your body, you don't need a pimp; to hang a painted scroll you don't need a nail; and to wither your virtue, you don't need a mat in the sun." So do it if you're going to!'

Her words fell into his ears like water into boiling ghee, and he sprang up and left her alone.

Early next morning he went down to the market place and shouted aloud, 'Hey listen, you people! If you persist, you can seduce even your own mother!' When the whole crowd was aghast, he left. But by exposing the hidden foibles of his mother, her faults were eradicated, her sins expiated, and her troubles and afflictions removed. She went on to live to the ripe old age of one hundred and thirty years.

Soon after this incident, he told his mother that he was going to Lhasa, and that in the future he would live the life of a Naljorpa.

Then the Master of Truth, Lord of Beings, Kunga Legpa, wandered to Lhasa as an itinerant Naljorpa. The market place of the capital was as crowded as the night sky is with stars. He found there Indians, Chinese, Newars, Ladakhis, and Tibetans from the Northern Highlands, together with people from Kham, Mongolia, Central Tibet, Tsang, Dakpo, Kongpo, the cis-Himalayas and representatives of every valley in the country. Nomads, farmers, Lamas, officers, monks, nuns, Naljorpas, devotees, traders, and pilgrims were all gathered together in the Holy City.

'Listen to me, all you people!' shouted the Lama. 'I am Drukpa Kunley of Ralung, and I have come here today, without prejudice, to help you all. Where can I find the best chung 10 and the most beautiful women ? Tell me!'

The crowd was startled, and muttered to one another, 'This madman says he's come here for the sake of all beings and then asks where he can find alcohol and women! What kind of piety is that? He should be asking who is the greatest Lama, which is the most desirable monastery, and where is religion flourishing most strongly. But he has no such questions. Most likely he's the type of religious freak who binds girls to the Wheel of Truth rather than demons!'

There was a man in the crowd with a white skin, a sooty face, a head like a blacksmith's hammer, staring bulging eyes, lips like a sheep's intestines, a forehead like an upturned begging bowl, and a neck as thin as a horse's tail with a vast goitre growing out of it. He shouted back at the Lama, 'You may try to tell us you're a man, you idiot, but you surely have no home; you may tell us you're a bird, but you have no perch; you may call yourself a deer, but you have no forest; you may call yourself a beast, but you have no lair; you may call yourself a devotee, but you have no sect; you may call yourself a monk, but you have no monastery; you may call yourself a Lama, but you have no throne. You troublesome, presumptuous beggar! In the day time you pick nits, and in the night time you get drunk and steal other men's wives to play with. You are no holy man. If you were, you would have a spiritual lineage. Tell us your spiritual lineage!'

'Oh you mad dog! Sit down and keep quiet!' Kunley shouted in reply. 'You want to know my origin and birth? You want to know my spiritual lineage? Listen then, and I will tell you.''

When he had finished this verse his accuser was silent and slunk away. Then an ancient man from Lhasa arose from the crowd and prostrated to the Lama before singing this song: Kunley replied, 'It seems that Lhasa is full of beautiful women and good chung. I'll enjoy your town sometime!'

Then an old man from Sakya stood up and sang this song:

'Yah! Yah!' said the Lama. 'I'll go to Sakya some day.'

Then an old man, this time from Ladakh, stood up and said his piece:

'Yah! Yah!'said the Naljorpa. 'I'll come to Ladakh some day!'

Next, an old woman from Bhutan arose and said,'You Tibetans talk too much! The Naljorpa's name is Drukpa 12 Kunley not Tibetan Kunley!' And she sang this song:

'Yah! Yah!'said the Yogin. 'One day I'll visit Bhutan and drink your chung and enjoy your women!'

Finally, an old woman from Kongpo had her say:

'Yah! Yah!' said the Naljorpa. 'It seems that even in Kongpo there are many beautiful women. But it's not sufficient merely to know of their existence, one must see and experience them oneself. In particular, the girl called Sumchok interests me. How old is she?'

'She's fifteen,' replied the Kongpo woman.

'Then I must go there quickly before it's too late,' said the Lama. 'Stay well all of you! I must go and find Sumchok!'

As the Lama was leaving Nyerong behind him on his way to Kongpo (a province south-east of Lhasa), he encountered five girls on the road.

'Where are you from and where are you going?' they asked him.

'I come from behind me and I'm going on ahead,' he smiled.

'Please answer our questions,' begged the girls. 'Why are you travelling?'

'I am looking for a fifteen year old girl,' the Lama told them. 'She has a fair complexion and soft, silky, warm flesh, a tight, foxy, and comfortable pussy, and a round smiling face; she is beautiful to behold, sweet to smell, and she has a sharp intuition. In fact she has all the signs of a Dakini.' 13

'Are we not Dakinis?' asked the girls.

'I doubt it,'replied the Lama. 'You don't appear to be. But there are many types of Dakini.'

'What are they?' they wanted to know.

'The Wisdom Dakini, the Diamond Dakini, the Jewel Dakini, the Lotus Dakini, the Action Dakini, the Buddha Dakini, the Flesh-Eating Dakini, the Worldly Dakini, the Ashen Dakini, and many others.'

'How can one recognize them?' they asked.

'The Wisdom Dakini is fair, flushed and radiant,' the Lama told them. 'She has five white moles across her hair line, and she is compassionate, pure, virtuous, and devout. Also, her body is shapely. Coupling with her brings happiness in this life, and prevents any fall into hell in the next. The Buddha Dakini has a bluish complexion and a radiant smile. She has little lust, is long-lived, and bears many sons. Coupling with her bestows longevity and a rebirth in the Orgyen Paradise 14 The Diamond Dakini is fair with a well-filled supple body. She has long eyebrows, a sweet voice, and enjoys singing and dancing. Coupling with her brings success in this life and rebirth as a god. The Jewel Dakini has a pretty white face with a pleasant yellow tinge to it. Her body is slender, and she is tall. Her hair is white, and she has little vanity and a very slender waist line. Coupling with her gives one wealth in this life, and shuts the gates of hell. The Lotus Dakini has a bright pink skin, an oily complexion, a short body and limbs, and wide hips. She is lustful and garrulous. Coupling with her generates many sons, while gods, demons and men are controlled, and the gates to the lower realms are closed. The Action Dakini has a radiant blue skin with a brownish hue, and a broad forehead. She is rather sadistic. Coupling with her is a defense against enemies, and closes the gates to the lower realms. The Worldly Dakini has a white, smiling, and radiant face, and she is respectful to her parents and friends. She is trustworthy and a generous spender. Coupling with her assures one of the continuance of the family line, generates food and wealth, and assures one of rebirth as a human being. The Flesh-Eating Dakini has a dark and ashen complexion, a wide mouth with protruding fangs, a trace of a third eye upon her forehead, long claw-like fmger nails, and a black heart in her vagina. She delights in eating meat, and she devours the children that she bears. Also, she is an insomniac. Coupling with her induces a short life, much disease, little enjoyment of wealth in this life, and rebirth in the deepest hell. The Ashen Dakini has yellow flesh which has an ashen complexion and a spongy texture. She eats ashes from the grate. Coupling with her causes much suffering and enervation, and rebirth as a hungry ghost.'

'What kind of Dakinis are we?' asked the girls eagerly.

'You are a rather different kind,' replied the Lama.

'What type?' they insisted.

'You are greedy but poor, and sexually frustrated but friendless. Even if you do find some idiot to couple with you, no one will gain anything from it.'

The Girls were deeply offended by the Lama's words, and went on their way sulking.

Henceforth, the Lama carried a bow and arrow—representing Penetrating Insight and Skillful Means 15 —to slay the Ten Enemies of the Ten Directions; 16 and he led a hunting dog to hunt and kill the habit of dualistic thinking. His long hair was gathered behind his head and tied there; while from his ears hung large round rings. He covered his torso with a vest and the lower part of his body with a cotton skirt.

When he arrived in Kongpo, the Land of Ravines, the Lama sat down in front of the Chieftain Ox-Head's castle and leaned against a prayer-flag pole. Having assured himself that no one else was in the vicinity, he sang this song to awaken Sumchok (Three Jewels):

Sumchok was serving tea to the Chieftain when she heard the Lama's song quite clearly. Arising, she looked from a window, and as if in a vision, the beggar leaning against the flag pole appeared as the rising fifteen day old moon. Immediately she saw him her heart filled with devotion. Although she had never seen him before, since she had heard the name of Drukpa Kunley and heard stories of his signs of accomplishment and great skill in magical transformation, she recognized him. And she sang this song back to him: Kunley and Sumchok, singing their songs back and forth to each other, were overheard by Ox-Head.

'What is that singing I hear?' he called.

Sumchok with a sharp native wit replied immediately, 'My Lord, here's a beggar with a fine voice at the door, and he's been singing me the news.'

'What news has he been telling you?' she was asked.

'Apparently hunters have killed some animals in the mountains today,' she replied. 'And probably, if you went up there yourself, as the meat has not yet been distributed, you could bring as much as a hundred carcasses back with you. If you're lucky you will not need to go without meat with your tsampa.' 20

This was like refreshing rain in the desert to the ear of the Chieftain. 'If that is so, prepare provisions for a seven day journey for myself and thirty servants,' he ordered.

Sumchok obeyed him instantly. After he had departed, the girl invited the Lama into the parlour and began to prepare tea.

'There will be plenty of opportunity to serve me your brand of tea later,' said the Lama. 'Prepare me this special brew which I have carried all the way from the market in Lhasa! It's ready immediately!' And he caught her by the hand, laid her down on the Chieftain's bed, lifted her chuba and gazed upon her nether mandala. Placing his organ against the piled white lotus mandala between the smoother-than-cream white flesh of her thighs, and having seen that their connection was tightly made, he consummated their union. Making love to her, he gave her more pleasure and satisfaction than she had ever experienced.

'O Sumchok! now serve me your tea,' said the Lama when he had done. She brought him tea, the first strainings of chung, together with meat and tsampa, and everything that his heart desired. Finally he got up to leave, 'It is best if you stay here, Sumchok,' he said. 'I must go now.'

Sumchok, with undivided faith, prostrated before him. 'Don't leave this unfortunate girl in this mess. Take me with you,' she begged.

'I will obey you in all things,' Sumchok promised.

Then the Lama, knowing that it was destined, took her with him. Coming to a cavern that had a black entrance shaped like a recumbent lion high up upon the valley side, he said to her, "Sumchok, you must stay here for three years.'

'I'm afraid of this place,' she whispered. 'Then stay here for only three months'' he compromised.

'You said that you would take me with you wherever you went,, she whined. But finally, in order to keep her promise of obedience, she agreed to stay for seven days.

'If you're afraid, go into the cavern, and I'll seal up the entrance,' he advised her. So leaving her inside, he built a rock wall across the cave mouth. At his departure Sumchok sang this song:

'I don't want to hear about your moods,' Kunley told her. 'When I have gone, gods and Dakinis will befriend you in the daytime, and butterlamps and incense will calm you at night. Meditate praying to me continuously.' And with this advice, he left her for Samye.

Through a happy combination of the Lama's compassion and her own devotion, Sumchok gained contentment. Absorbed in the sound of the gods and Dakinis by day, and the smell of incense and the light of butterlamps by night, she had no thought of food for the first three days. On the dawning of the fourth day, she gained release from all frustration in a Body of Light, attaining Buddhahood. 21


Notes

1. Nal-byor-pa, yogin: an itinerant mystic. Tantric Adept and meditator.

2. The Three Secret Teachings (gdam-sngags sdong-pe gsum) refer to oral instructions upon the spontaneous purification of body, speech, and mind.

3 The Four Initiations and Empowerments (dbang-bskur bzhi) the Vase, Secret, Wisdom, and Word Empowerments. consecrate the initiate as the Deity in whose name the rite is performed, and confer the power to practice the grades of Creation and Fulfillment associated with the Deity. A distinction is made here between the external, formal empowerment and the real inner meaning.

4. The Three Vows (sdom-pa gsum) are the Hinayana vow of strict moral and physical discipline, the Mahayana Bodhisattva Vow to act always to beneft others, and the Vajrayana Tantnc Vow to maintain constant spiritual union (SAMAYA) with the Buddha Lama, and subsidiary vows.

5. The Teaching (dharma, chos) refers to the entire corpus of instruction upon the methods of escaping thc cycle of transmigration and attaining Buddhahood.

6. Ralung is halt way between Lhasa and the Bhutan border: it is the seat of the Drukpa Kahgyupas, the homeland of the Gya Clan, and close to Drukpa Kunley's birthplace.

7. Ngawong Chogyal (Ngag-dbang chos-rgyal) 1465-1540, a scion of the Gya Clan, possibly a cousin of Drukpa Kunley, and abbot of the Ralung Monastery, who made several evangelical pilgrimages to Bhutan, is Drakpa Kunley's fallguy, the personification of established religion.

8. Avalokitesvara (spyan-ras-gzigs). 'He who gazes upon the world with tearful eyes', is depicted iconographically holding a crystal rosary, a white lotus, and a Wishfulfilling Gem, in his four hands.

9. The Creative and Fulfillment Stages (bskyed-nm clang rdzogs-rim) are technical terms referring to the complex, formal meditative processes of generating a universal mandala and then attaining its consummation through realization of its 'Empty' nature.

10. Chung (rhyming with tongue) is barley, wheat, rice, or millet wine prepared by fermenting the boiled grain with the catalytic agent 'pap,' saturating it with water and draining off the solution; it is a ubiquitous food, beverage, and liquor, throughout Greater Tibet.

11. The following lines would inform the initiate of the great strength and depth of Drukpa Kunley's realization—they indicate the Four Roots of his spiritual being: his Lama, Palden Drukpa Rimpoche, reincarnated as Lha-btsun kun-dga chos-kyi rgya-mtsho (1432-1505); his YIDAM or personal deity, Chakrasamvara, the pancipal Deity of the Kahgyupas: his Dakini or female counterpart, his anima of perfect awareness, Vajra Varahi; and his Protector, The Four-Armed Mahakala.

12. The Bhutanese woman plays upon the double meaning of Drukpa —an initiate of the Drukpa Kahgyu School and a native of Bhutan.

13. The Dakini is the actuality of perfect awareness, and may be encountered by the Adept as a wrathful and apparently malignant adversary or a sublime ally who bestows the capacity for fully conscious magical activities, as a spiritual entity or an incarnate woman. Orgyen is the Land of the Dakinis.

14. Orgyen, geographically located in the Swat Valley, Pakistan, is a mythic realm of Adepts, Dakinis, and Tantric Revelation.

15. The unity of these two aspects (shes-rab dang thabs) of the Buddhas Being, symbolized by the Yab-Yum image, creates the invincible awareness that destroys all kinds of emotional dullness and ignorance.

16. The Ten Enemies (zhing bcu) are vicious, obstructing forces of temptation that populate every part of the spiritual universe.

17. Samsara is the realm of transmigration and emotional confusion.

18. The Three Realms (khams gsum) are the sensual realm, the aesthetic realm, and the formless realm—a triple division of mundane consciousness.

19. The Jowo Temple (Rasa Tulnang) in Lhasa houses the most sacred and ancient Tibetan image of Sakyamuni Buddha in the form of Vairocana—a dowry gift to Srongtsen Gampo from the King of Nepal in the 7th century. A popular legend avers that Drukpa Kunley finally vanished into the nostril of Jowo.

20. Tsampa is roast barley flour, eaten with tea or made into dough with butter: tsampa and chung form the Tibetan's staple diet.

21. The body's substantiality dissolves into light upon the attainment of Buddhahood beyond the Fourth Degree of Meditation (the 4th dhana).


©1980 Keith Dowman.
©1983 The Johannine Daist Communion.

Reprinted from
The Laughing Man, Vol. 4. No. 1

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